Monday, February 28, 2005
the oscars: wtf?
i am usually astounded by the silliness of the oscars. it’s really just an excuse to eat food with friends and make fun of people i know in my heart are more talented than i. some observations i’ve given only the superficial thought they really deserve:
- i found myself saying “beyonce? again?” far too many times. don’t be greedy, beyonce, let someone else sing phantom of the opera in the fish dress.
- speaking of. far too many fish dresses. here, here, here, here , here, and here. enough is enough, no more fish dresses.
- chris rock: remarkably unfunny. i blame the fcc.
- hottest award: tie between kate winslet and ziyi zhang. i wanted to force-feed poor kate though.
- clint eastwood is OLD. i mean really, really old. still kickass, just old.
- hilary swank: possibly worst acceptance speech, ever. “i’m just a girl from a trailer park with a dream!” and no yelling, honey. you have a microphone.
- boo to pretty people looking ugly. do i watch the oscars to see scarlet johansson look like a poodle with florescent lipstick? no, i don’t. johnny depp, wtf? and laura linney, that hair. what were you thinking? you’re not pink, don’t even try it girlfriend.
- alan alda is my hero.
- completely uncalled for. you’re not THAT cool.
- it's the oscars, man. SHAVE! i don't care if you are married to susan sarandon.
the trackback URL for "the oscars: wtf?" is: http://haloscan.com/tb/sullifred/110962529599139880
trackbacks for this post temporarily listed here
Post a Comment