big, pointy teeth

life imitates art in this story of... "monster rabbit" targets vegetable patch

reuters:
Smith himself has described it as a "brute" which had left huge pawprints.
"This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster," he was quoted by newspapers as saying.
"It is absolutely massive. The first time I saw it I thought to myself 'What the hell is that?'
"We have two lads here with guns who are trying to shoot it, but it is very clever."

monty python's holy grail:
this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
that's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

thanks to christy "not germanic" rhoton for link.

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